Friday, July 18, 2003
Getting Ready For Love
For the past few days, my gym has been surprisingly busy and especially sweaty. It took me a while to work out why.
It's Pride in the Park in a week's time, isn't it? There's nothing like the prospect of nabbing some naïve out-of-town totty to drag even the most lethargic and lard-assed gym queen out of bed in the mornings to get himself all toned and buffed.
What do you think I'm doing down there? I don't do this for the good of my health, you know.